Thursday 30 January 2020

NEWSFLASH - Dudu calls snap Presidential Election


From our ZBC correspondent in Mpangi

The President of Zubuto, his excellency Dr Depe Dudu, has announced that a snap re-election for the role of President for Life will be held next week. In a packed rally at the national football stadium in downtown Mpangi, President Dudu called for a mass demonstration of support for his outstanding leadership and visionary guidance of the Zubuto nation, to re-affirm his popular mandate and fully confirm his position as President for Life.


President Dudu has recently faced some unjustified and totally false criticism from a tiny minority of traitorous factions, no doubt instigated by foreign agents working to undermine his status as undisputed supreme leader of the Zubuto people. In an inspired and totally spontaneous speech to the massed crowds of cheering supporters, President Dudu pointed the finger of blame for these false accusations firmly toward the regime of Colonel Banga B'oum of Mbote, who he claimed was rightly jealous of his universal popularity and international prestige.

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