Sunday 2 February 2020

NEWSFLASH - C.R.A.P. Peacekeers pull out of border zone (Reuters)



From our correspondent on the Mbote - Zubuto border (Reuters)

In a sign of increasing tension in the disputed border zone between Mbote and Zubuto, units of the Combined Regional African Peacekeeping force have pulled out of their positions at the Ntumbe bridge border crossing. In a brief press release, Major Short-Cummins, press liaison spokesman for the C.R.A.P. peacekeeping mission at the headquarters in Wanga Wanga, stated that it was just ''way too scary'' for any actual peace keeping in the zone, due to the arrival of Mbote Defence Force (MDF) reinforcements adjacent to the frontier. 

4 comments:

  1. ''way too scary'' for any actual peace keeping in the zone...someone could get hurt out there.

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  2. They have a bit of a track record with thus sort of thing. :0/

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  3. Looks like somebody scare the CRAP outta that bridge crossing!! Getting interesting.

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