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From our political correspondent in Njuba
In a packed press conference today, Minister of Propaganda for the People's Democratic Republic of Zubuto, Mr Bojo Faraj, announced fresh troop reinforcements for the Zubuto Army of the People (ZAP) in the disputed border zone with neighbouring Mbote.
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| Mr Bojo Faraj |
Mr Faraj cited the recent announcement of a tour of inspection of the border zone by President Mpongo of Mbote, as the justification for entirely defensive military strengthening of the Zubuto frontier line in the vicinity of Njuba, where President Mpongo's convoy is expected to arrive later this week.
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| Major Mnuva |
In a further statement by Major Mnuva, officer commanding ZAP border defence units, it was confirmed that tanks, armoured vehicles and troops of the border guards battalion, would be dispatched to the Njuba area as a precautionary measure.
Good shout, Major! Always wise to be totaliciously precautions during such trying times. But at the same time, displaying such restraint. Not a single mention of tactical nuclear weapons. Diplomatic skill of the highest order. Putin could learn something.
ReplyDelete(This one looks set to be a good show, Jim. I'll await developments with interest.)
Hopefully it'll all kick off on Wednesday!
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