Sunday, 21 May 2023

NEWSFLASH - Mbote Mobiliizes MDF (MBC)

From our correspondent in Mpongoville 

In a heated press conference at the Presidential Palace in Mpongoville today, President for Life of Mbote, General Papi Mpongo, denounced the Zubuto regime and denied any accusations of Mbote Intelligence Branch involvement in the recent disco blast.


Responding to questions from the assembled press, General Mpongo condemned the recent military build up in Zubuto and announced the immediate mobilisation of the Mbote Defence Force (MDF) and militia forces of the Peoples Volunteer Army (PVA):

'The Mbote people will not allow the criminal gangster puppets of imperialism to slander the glorious nation of Mbote! We will stand firm in defence of our borders and not tolerate any incursion by the armed forces of Zubuto. Long live Mbote! Down with Dudu!'

1 comment:

  1. Down with Dudu!? Worth the price of admission just for the tag line.

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