From our diplomatic correspondent in Tchumbo
The Ministry of Border Security for the Democratic Republic of Ima Drongo has issued a press statement today, in which it confirmed that the biggest, bestest Xmas tree in Africa, en route to the Democratic Republic of Mbote, has been seized by customs at the Tchumbo border crossing.
A spokesman for the Ministry of Border Security, Captain Felofa Bakkavulori, explained that the requisite import / export licence documentation contained technical errors, making it illegal to transport the biggest, bestest Xmas tree across the border. The tree has been impounded by the Ima Drongo authorities as contraband and has been declared to be government property.
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