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Wednesday, 1 October 2014

NEWSFLASH - Bana Soto denies shock defeat (Reuters)


Colonel Ray Bahn of the ABS

From our correspondent in Bjobo 

A sudden and unexpected escalation in tension between Mbote and Bana Soto has, acccording to verifiable sources close to the disputed border zone, resulted in a significant set back for the armed forces of troubled President Washington DeeSee. 

Although reports have yet to be verified, it is highly likely that the Army of Bana Soto [ABS]  has suffered a humiliating defeat at the hands of the Mbote Defence Force [MDF], assisted by local militia units of the PVA [People's Volunteer Army].

PVA RPG backblast moment of truth

As yet there has been no official statement from the Bana Soto government but, in an interview with the commander of the ABS border security force, Colonel Ray Bahn, there was an acknowledgement of a serious breach in the integrity of the fragile border zone. 

'Hey man, yeah, it went a bit **** up but, check out the $100 shades!'

A full press release is expected in the next 24 hours.

2 comments:

  1. Great! I always love posts like this. More AK47 please and more news flashes!

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  2. Will do.

    There's a game in a couple of weeks, so expect some media updates in the run up.

    ...I just have to think up a backstory!

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