Friday, 19 September 2014

Talk like a Pirate Day!



Sailor to pirate “‘ow did you get your peg leg?”

Pirate “It got blasted off by a cannon ball!”

Sailor ”And yer hook?”

Pirate “It got got chopped off by a cutlass in a fearsome fight!”

Sailor “And your eye patch?”

Pirate “Seagull poo.”

Sailor “Seagull poo? That wouldn’t cause you to lose an eye?”

Pirate “No, it didn’t, but I’d just had me hook done!”

Arrgggh matey.

2 comments:

  1. Arrggh Jim lad, You just made me laugh out loud, so you did.

    I will come across and say hello at Warfare if you are putting a game on there.

    Cheers,

    Pat.

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